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There's a famous golfer but he lives in the jungle what's he called?
Tiger Woods
Josh A
Lauren W Class 12
What does a vampire have have when he drinks to much ?
A fang over!
Zoe O Class 12
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Do you watch it?
Ellie H Class 12
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry. It's only a commercial!
Ashley M Class 12
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo hoo?
So sorry to make you cry!
Connor M Class 12
Patient: Doctor doctor every time I drink a hot cup of tea my eye stings.
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out next time.
Rochelle W Class 12
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
No need to sneeze. It is only me.
Rashaun W Class 12
What do you call an agent that lives in a washing up liquid bottle?
Bubble 07
Nicola A Class 12
There are two crisps walking down the street.
A car pulls up and says want a lift ?
The crisps say no we're walkers!
Jordan C Class 11
A jump lead walked into a barber's shop. The barber said, "OK I'll serve you but don't start anything."
Adam L Class 11
What does Dracula say in the shower?
Fang you for the music.
Holly S Class 11
My dog was barking at everyone.
Well what can you expect from a cross breed?
Sophie L Class 11
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who
Look through the key hole
James F Class 11
A man broke out of prison and said I'm free! I'm free! A little boy came up and said that's nowt I'm 4.
Ellie R Class 11
A horse went in a pub and the landlord said why the long face?
Ellie G Class 11
When do monsters eat people?
On Chewsday!
Sarah N Class 11
Who was the heaviest Mummy that ever lived?
Two-ton-khamun!
Rosie-mae T Class 11
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don't cry it is only a joke!
Meg B Class 11
A boy comes home fron school and his mother says to him what did you learn at school today? And the boys says 2+2=5 and his mother says that's not right! And the boy says oh I must have learnt nothing then!
Finley L class 11
A man walks into a bucher's and picks up some meat. He starts to walk out without paying for it. The butcher says what are you doing with that? The man replies gravy and vegetables!
Annie-Rose L Class 11
The three pigs go to a cafe. The lady who works there comes up to them and says what would you like to eat? The first pig says cheese burger and chips, the second pig says chicken nugget and chips, and the third pig says water please and the other two pigs say why and the third pig says well someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home haven't they!
Josh C class 11
What's big, green and sits in the corner?
The incredible sulk!
J Noble Class 11
A man walks into a bar
OUCH
Ben P Class 11
A person walks into a bar and shouts doctor doctor I think I need glasses!
And the man goes of course you do this is a restaurant!
Bridie I Class 11
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull your self together then.
Jarrad S Class 11
Why can't the Daleks play football?
Because they don't have any legs.
Chloe B Class 11
Q Who did the vampire love?
A The girl necks door!
Thomas D Class 11
Q. How does Frankinstein get a date?
A. He can just dig someone up!
Connor N Class 11
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twitter
Twitter who?
Are you an owl?
Hannah M Class 11
How do owls hoot in he rain?
Too wett aa woo!
Sophie D Class 11
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I am invisible.
Next please!
Harry R Class 11
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot!
Thomas D Class 11
Q. What do you call a dumb skeleton?
A. A dumbskull!
Rosie-mae T Class 11
Q What happens when you cross a zebra with a kangaroo?
A You get a stripey jumper!
Rosie-mae T Class 11
Q What happens when you pour hot water down a bunny's hole?
A You get hot cross bunnies
Charlotte H Class 11
Why was the dog jealous of the tree?
Because it had a better bark!
Matthew S Class 11
Why did Frankenstein crush his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her!
Ellie C Class 11
There were two chimneys, a big one and a small one, and the small one was smoking and the big one said, "Oy you're too young to smoke!"
Natacha P Class 11
Doctor doctor I feel like a strawberry!
Well I'll just go get you some cream for that.
Lauren R Class 11
What is black and white and red all over?
Newspaper
From Zoe O in Class 12
Why can't Cinderella play football?
Because she keeps running away from the ball!
From Zoe O in Class 12
Q:What flavour jam can't you eat?
A: Traffic jam!
From MB in Class 11
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.
WHO SAID THAT?
Sophie L class 11
What do you call a female who drinks pop and sings at the same time?
A popsinger!
From Natasha P in Class 11
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke!
There's a famous golfer but he lives in the jungle what's he called?
Tiger Woods
Josh A
Lauren W Class 12
What does a vampire have have when he drinks to much ?
A fang over!
Zoe O Class 12
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Do you watch it?
Ellie H Class 12
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry. It's only a commercial!
Ashley M Class 12
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo hoo?
So sorry to make you cry!
Connor M Class 12
Patient: Doctor doctor every time I drink a hot cup of tea my eye stings.
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out next time.
Rochelle W Class 12
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
No need to sneeze. It is only me.
Rashaun W Class 12
What do you call an agent that lives in a washing up liquid bottle?
Bubble 07
Nicola A Class 12
There are two crisps walking down the street.
A car pulls up and says want a lift ?
The crisps say no we're walkers!
Jordan C Class 11
A jump lead walked into a barber's shop. The barber said, "OK I'll serve you but don't start anything."
Adam L Class 11
What does Dracula say in the shower?
Fang you for the music.
Holly S Class 11
My dog was barking at everyone.
Well what can you expect from a cross breed?
Sophie L Class 11
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who
Look through the key hole
James F Class 11
A man broke out of prison and said I'm free! I'm free! A little boy came up and said that's nowt I'm 4.
Ellie R Class 11
A horse went in a pub and the landlord said why the long face?
Ellie G Class 11
When do monsters eat people?
On Chewsday!
Sarah N Class 11
Who was the heaviest Mummy that ever lived?
Two-ton-khamun!
Rosie-mae T Class 11
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don't cry it is only a joke!
Meg B Class 11
A boy comes home fron school and his mother says to him what did you learn at school today? And the boys says 2+2=5 and his mother says that's not right! And the boy says oh I must have learnt nothing then!
Finley L class 11
A man walks into a bucher's and picks up some meat. He starts to walk out without paying for it. The butcher says what are you doing with that? The man replies gravy and vegetables!
Annie-Rose L Class 11
The three pigs go to a cafe. The lady who works there comes up to them and says what would you like to eat? The first pig says cheese burger and chips, the second pig says chicken nugget and chips, and the third pig says water please and the other two pigs say why and the third pig says well someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home haven't they!
Josh C class 11
What's big, green and sits in the corner?
The incredible sulk!
J Noble Class 11
A man walks into a bar
OUCH
Ben P Class 11
A person walks into a bar and shouts doctor doctor I think I need glasses!
And the man goes of course you do this is a restaurant!
Bridie I Class 11
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull your self together then.
Jarrad S Class 11
Why can't the Daleks play football?
Because they don't have any legs.
Chloe B Class 11
Q Who did the vampire love?
A The girl necks door!
Thomas D Class 11
Q. How does Frankinstein get a date?
A. He can just dig someone up!
Connor N Class 11
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twitter who?
Are you an owl?
Hannah M Class 11
How do owls hoot in he rain?
Too wett aa woo!
Sophie D Class 11
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I am invisible.
Next please!
Harry R Class 11
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot!
Thomas D Class 11
Q. What do you call a dumb skeleton?
A. A dumbskull!
Rosie-mae T Class 11
Q What happens when you cross a zebra with a kangaroo?
A You get a stripey jumper!
Rosie-mae T Class 11
Q What happens when you pour hot water down a bunny's hole?
A You get hot cross bunnies
Charlotte H Class 11
Why was the dog jealous of the tree?
Because it had a better bark!
Matthew S Class 11
Why did Frankenstein crush his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her!
Ellie C Class 11
There were two chimneys, a big one and a small one, and the small one was smoking and the big one said, "Oy you're too young to smoke!"
Natacha P Class 11
Doctor doctor I feel like a strawberry!
Well I'll just go get you some cream for that.
Lauren R Class 11
What is black and white and red all over?
Newspaper
From Zoe O in Class 12
Why can't Cinderella play football?
Because she keeps running away from the ball!
From Zoe O in Class 12
Q:What flavour jam can't you eat?
A: Traffic jam!
From MB in Class 11
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.
WHO SAID THAT?
Sophie L class 11
What do you call a female who drinks pop and sings at the same time?
A popsinger!
From Natasha P in Class 11
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke!
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